The Universe is Funny Sometimes

I guess we just have to find the humor in all our situations. Today in one of my classes (I'm a library technician student) we had to look up facts/questions in different almanacs, encyclopedias etc. One of the questions was:

'What was the largest tumor anyone ever had?'

To my shock, dismay, then the profuse shaking of my head the answer I found in the Guinness Book of World Records was:

a 328 pound----------------wait for it---------------------ovarian cyst!!!!!

I thought to myself at least I don't have that one : )